This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready for a sight the wildest show on earth! It's our pal the Big Green Behemoth and he's lost it on the blinkers. This time won't believe your peepers. Those tiny lights are gonna be flashin'like crazy faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one display you won't wanna sleep through. Expect the une